So Adam's my new wallpaper on my phone.
Anyways I have this weird habit of putting my phone in my mouth (dont ask why). So one week later,half my phone is in my mouth and my friend is lie 'Are you eating Adam Lambert????" So I start laughing and choke on my phone. Then I realise that for a whole week, Adam's head has been in my mouth...I'm so sorry Adam!!! I had absolutely no intention of eating you.
I told you it was randomly funny